Destroy a Wish! (Forums Game)

[purducken]

you get your machine, but it doesn’t work and you can’t refund it

As you wished for nothing, something actually happened! You won the lottery!

I wish for a ring that magically grants me food whenever I ask it to.

[Ere]

As you wished for nothing, something actually happened! You won the lottery!

I wish for a ring that magically grants me food whenever I ask it to.

All the food you get is rotten and in very small portions

I wish to be god

[Kaise]

All the food you get is rotten and in very small portions

I wish to be god

You are the god of dead people. You basically do nothing all day.

I wish to die.

[purducken]

You are the god of dead people. You basically do nothing all day.

I wish to die.

Your surroundings suddenly disappear as you start to fade from existence, but then with a loud crash, you find yourself in a hair salon dyeing other people's hair for a living. Yikes.

I wish for a dog who can never die, feel pain, and can protect me from any psychical threat.

[Ere]

Your surroundings suddenly disappear as you start to fade from existence, but then with a loud crash, you find yourself in a hair salon dyeing other people's hair for a living. Yikes.

I wish for a dog who can never die, feel pain, and can protect me from any psychical threat.

Instead of a real dog you get an immortal hot dog that never perishes so you can eat it forever. Enjoy!

I wish to win everytime I gamble.

[Kaise]

Instead of a real dog you get an immortal hot dog that never perishes so you can eat it forever. Enjoy!

I wish to win everytime I gamble.

Whenever you win, your winnings are all thrown on you, and you get crushed to death by your winnings.

I wish to be an eGO admin.

[Ere]

Whenever you win, your winnings are all thrown on you, and you get crushed to death by your winnings.

I wish to be an eGO admin.

What a silly wish but i guess i must oblige so you can be an ego admin for a minute once a week.

I wish to be as epic as @peloc

[purducken]

What a silly wish but i guess i must oblige so you can be an ego admin for a minute once a week.

I wish to be as epic as @peloc

Your wish is granted and you are now peloc's epic friend on the Epic Games launcher where you are constantly nagged by peloc to play Fortnite with him. Truely a fate worse then hell.

I wish to be able to destroy a wish without someone destroying that wish before me.

[mom]

I wish to be able to destroy a wish without someone destroying that wish before me.

You make an attempt at destroying a wish, just to see someone already destroyed it before you.

I wish for mustard to be eviscerated from this planet.

[purducken]

You make an attempt at destroying a wish, just to see someone already destroyed it before you.

I wish for mustard to be eviscerated from this planet.

Your wish worked and all the mustard on this planet has been magically teleported to outer space. What you don't know is apparently mustard duplicates itself when it's not being affected by gravity and you have unknowingly caused a giant mustard ball to form in space that will inevitably crash into earth ending all life as we know it.

I wish to live on mars in a space station that has an infinite amount of oxygen.